Spanner Dog

A Spanner Dog refers to those of the human species that are well below the average intelligence. A Spanner Dog will resemble a mouthbreathing, dough banging idiot of a bloke. Common traits include vacant looks, low levels of comprehension, mouth agape, drooling, possible lazy eye.

“God, that Richie is a real Spanner Dog”

“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”

“You’re being a real spanner dog, just

by Spanner dog January 10, 2020

Skinny dog

A skinny dog that needs to be fed

Norman azar has a skinny dog that needs to be fed

by Norman azar January 26, 2020

Creep-dog

A sketchy Guy who always asks to wash your dog & releases “the poison” on his girlfriend’s face, while asleep.

Oh man, you’re such a creep-dog for jizzing on your sleeping girlfriend’s face!

by Freckles8221 January 30, 2020

Ruffus The Dog

If someone says you look like Ruffus or Ruffus The Dog, it means you have a big forehead and no jawline. However, even though this is a term used to be offensive, you can get them back by saying Un Poco Loco!

Bahamian slang

Girl 1: "Girl, you look like Ruffus The Dog, don't play with me!"
Girl 2: "If I look like Ruffus The Dog, you must be Un Poco Loco!"

by birkenstock101 February 6, 2020

JoJo Dog

A type of animal that only exists in the JoJo franchise. If you have one of these. Get the funeral starting. They never live.

Friend 1: Hey dude I finally got a JoJo dog!
Friend 2: How much are you saving for the funeral?
Friend 1: What do you mean fune-
JoJo dog: *dies*
Friend 1: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by ParadoxD May 12, 2020

Cardboard dog

A shriveled up dick. Used as an insult more than literally

Tom: Shut the fuck up Izzy you cardboard dog I hate you
Izzy: WTF!????!?!!!!!

by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020

Gnaw Dog

One who will gnaw on any piece of given food to see if it satisfies their craving. If so, they will leave food where they found it in order to mark their territory. This way no one will ever attempt to eat whatever food was gnawed on. They will ultimately go back to finish it when the time is right.

During the party a Gnaw Dog nibbled on a single rib to ensure no one else would eat it until the time was right.

by Confucios Webster August 17, 2020