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Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"
"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"
by The Depressed Llama June 5, 2018
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Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.
Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019
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Mississippi Candy Cane

Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.
My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.
by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023
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Candy

Candy is a slang acronym meaning Circumcised Anal Nutty Dick Yosemite.

The meaning of 'Candy' is a circumcised dick covered in pure man ejaculation from anal sexual intercourse weather it be hetero or homo, then afterward of a cream-pie, a large explosion of fecal matter erupt into the partner preforming the sexual acts.
I did my wife so hard that it ended in a large candy!
by CoolAidCheeseMan June 18, 2022
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Candi

has few friends, but they mean so much to her even though she doesn’t always show it. quite secretive about her emotions and candi can get moody quite easily. but when you become friends with her, trust me. you won’t regret it!! deep down below the grump, there is a pure kindhearted soul
candi,, an angel and a devil in one
by lilfoxy.co November 9, 2019
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total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!
total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!
by Slovenize November 1, 2023
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god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.
“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”
by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022
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