Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."
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It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "
It's litterly a vine!
Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.
*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.
The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.
He thinks.
He insults.
"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "
You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.
The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.
This is the perfect time to insult them
"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "
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