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This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "
by KelpyHere March 16, 2020
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fuck me gently with a 2 x 4

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement
Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"
by l moyse January 5, 2008
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stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt.

A very naughty insult.
Shut up you stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt!
by Anonymous April 17, 2003
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Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011
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fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes

when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum
by cockwhore December 9, 2016
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Shut the fuck up and have a good day

a phrase that famous YouTuber Cody Ko will say next time he sees someone bully someone else in public for not being able to game because they're a girl
I'll take all you out for being ignorant, that's a wrap so, shut the fuck up and have a good day
by W.Lua May 11, 2020
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