Friday October 4th 2019 is national slap ass day. It is a day to be drawn into slapping butts so go out and enjoy your special day
by Black Zeus123 October 3, 2019
Get the National slap ass daymug. this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
Get the black fuck incest would cum in my assmug. When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting
-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
by lbjwashed October 14, 2020
Get the mini ass attackmug. Someone who does freaky stuff out of nowhere and says sexually out of pocket things that sound gay, especially in front of minors
by buttfart33 September 7, 2025
Get the Diddy ass niggamug. by Bombo man January 7, 2025
Get the bombo-assmug. Someone's who's got their head up their ass. A person that is out there to the point of being frivolous. Believes in nonsensical things and could either be very intelligent or very insane.
So I've been blitzing my third eye chakra with this fresh ashwagandha juice, and ever since then, I've been seeing elves that tell me the meaning of life is ashwagandha. I was shocked and then my tarot cards and crystals started shaking, and that's how I knew peace and togetherness were all we needed to stop the world's suffering.
"Wow, that guy was so head ass, I can't believe he's like that around kids, I'm really starting to lose faith in this era.
He was telling me the future of reproduction is cybernetic engineering. "
"Wow, that guy was so head ass, I can't believe he's like that around kids, I'm really starting to lose faith in this era.
He was telling me the future of reproduction is cybernetic engineering. "
by EMILIAS BITCH 24/7 June 7, 2022
Get the Head Assmug. 