Dick Work

Working the dick.

Guy: Thanks for the extra dick work last night! Can I cook you at breakfast?

Girl: So last night I was doing a little dick work...

by LaCockasaurusrex July 6, 2010

National suck dick day

When you ask for a girl to suck your dick

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day

by Angle guamen December 8, 2019

mior's dick

smallest dick, below than average

The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin

by jupppiterrr November 26, 2023

Dick

Something girls like to play with

Girl: I was playing with David’s dick last night and I could tell he liked it

by Dog piss October 17, 2019

Douchey Dick

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.

Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.

by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018

Sixteen dicks

Sixteen gigantic dicks, swarming around an innocent girl. Turns you on immediately right?

One dick, two dicks, three dicks, four dicks, five dicks, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, SIXTEEN DICKS GAGGED IN YOUR MOUTH!

by DicksAreBig69402 March 9, 2022

suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE

person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day

by joshhyboi June 21, 2021