Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

my life

a place of misery

my life sucks

by mylifesucksfdedfrgthjkl;' February 24, 2022

my girly ain't come

her period didn't come

Girlfriend: My girly ain't come im pregnant

by girlsdefinitions February 25, 2022

my man what the fu-

the time where you aren`t in a situation and feel like my man what the fu-

you see a guy fall out of nowhere you say my man what the fu-

by redditor_idiot February 27, 2022

My MVAC

Something I own and I turn it on every night

My MVAC: I turned the MVAC on tonight

by Merlin vac engine February 27, 2022

BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

When something is difficult to understand. Similar to ''beyond me'' but with more gusto

How covid isnt a thing of the past yet is BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

by ThomasCorey February 28, 2022

Legitty on my titties

When something is legit to the point where your titties start to bounce

This shit legitty on my titties

by Cryxal_Rxses March 1, 2022