I’m gonna kill my self

Mostly used to say ur tired of people killing you in a game so you say this

Zara: hahahahaha Adri:I didn’t do anything to hurt u Zara: oops but- Adri: but no I’m gonna kill my self

by Chrishell June 30, 2020

i will kill you non-binary bitch

When someone fuck your mother/dad/responsable and your really pissed off and also u want to kill that non-binary bitch, but at the same time you respect their pronouns and ur really cool but hate that non-binary bitch

"i will kill you non-binary bitch, because you fucked my mom/dad/responsable"

by donttellmybossthatimgae November 10, 2022

Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1

A game played with your bros, usually 3 or 4 of them while in the car, walking somewhere or just chilling . The game consists of one person asking Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and saying 3 girls names from your school or workplace. The others then answer by saying who they would kill marry and fuck. After everyone has gone, the person usually to the right of the 1st person goes and picks 3 more and the game continues. Any number of people can say the same combination of girls and explain their reasoning of their choice. Remember its only a game for you and your bros if played with acquaintances or just regular friends its not as good. NEVER BRING IT UP WHILE WITH A GIRL!

Ex. 1
*Walking to B Stop Pizza*

John- Alright boys Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1. Lisa, Emily, and Jess

Erick- Definitely Kill Emily Marry Jess and Fuck Lisa.

Danny- No way bro! Fuck Emily Marry Lisa Kill Jen

Zach- Dude I'd have to go with Danny, Jess is a major bitch.

Ex. 2

Zach- Fuck Me.

John- Shit man what happened?

Zach- Well me and Kayley were bored and we wanted to play a game so without thinking I asked her Kill 1 Marry 1 Fuck 1 and named off her friends and when I tried to explain it to her she bitch slapped me and broke up with me and now we can never chill with that group of girls again.

Danny- Your a fucking dumb ass dude! that was a completely asenine thing to do!! I just got a text from Melissa and shes breaking up with me because Kayley told their group about that shit!

by MethodMan3 March 13, 2011

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Something somebody says when they embarrass themselves

Brad- Stacy, df o you want to go to prom with me?
Stacy- Nope
Brad- I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

I want to kill the president of the United States

Something that if you say it in public in the us, you can get arrested for some reason

I want to kill the president of the United States

by Hookedrago February 20, 2023

Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.

by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022

I guess Ill just kill myself

Suicide is not the answer

"I guess Ill just kill myself"
"No, that's wrong. Your family loves you and doesn't want you to die"
"You're right"

by GabbbTruskys January 12, 2023