Uncle pudge is the hottest man alive. girls names paris is very obsessed over him. Uncle pudge is so sweet, caring, and have a great body. His wife has no competition because paris will always win no matter what. Uncle pudge WILL marry paris no matter what happened. Uncle pudge will catch a case JUST for a girl named paris.
by paris ;) November 04, 2020
Guy 1 : what do you say I brew up a pot of dark roast?
Guy 2 : I say simmer down Uncle Folgers before I give you a French press
Guy 2 : I say simmer down Uncle Folgers before I give you a French press
by Imabouttolosemymindupinhere85 March 19, 2017
by nuggortphorn June 06, 2022
Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.
by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020
Look at Jeff, what an "Uncle Pfleger", he joins in slogans and marches just to ingratiate himself white minorities.
by donverga June 25, 2015
by Frudentag February 13, 2018
Uncle Spiro was arrested at the market again for offering women real "Greek yogurt", straight from the tap.
by AlienApeman July 17, 2015