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Anus Fly Trap

When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.
"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"
by Pyravia April 21, 2018
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Serbian finger trap

When one places their flaccid penis inside a bottle or can and then gets a boner, resulting in a stuck penis in said container. A can may also result in a cut.
Honey, why is your dick cut up? My friends tricked me into a Serbian finger trap.

911 what's your emergency? Serbian finger trap...
by Govedo August 16, 2020
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Ur grandpap a trap

The ultimate roast, conquers ur granny tranny. Be warned, is lethal so use with caution
John: ur granny tranny
Rick: ur grandpap a trap
John:*every atom in his body is violently ripped apart causing an explosion that knocks out a city block*
by SomeSturgeonKid May 11, 2018
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ur pap a trap

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
by Total_desolation May 11, 2018
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Mexican finger trap

When two guys Eiffel tower a burrito and another individual eats it off of them.
I had a three-sum last night and shit got real weird real fast during the Mexican finger trap.
by Robert Slay May 12, 2018
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All Trap No Cheese

A person or relationship or situation that offers little in return for the exposure to negative outcomes.
I would never want to become a cop it's all trap no cheese .Don't accept the position it's all trap no cheese.
by Spinroyd May 29, 2016
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The water is in the lint trap

Code for when some serious shit's about to go down
Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!
by Atomik235 October 17, 2019
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