wooly mammoth toe

male version of the camel toe but when the guy's nutz are really hairy.

That guy's wooly mammoth toe is showing!

by kingpython March 2, 2011

Carolina Toe Pie

The Carolina Toe Pie is the act of sticking one's toes in a cow pie (basically cow shit/manure), removing them from said "pie" in which a friend or partner proceeds to suck it off your toes and thereafter starts frenching kissing you with shit still in mouth.

Frank: Hey Andrew, how was your day off?
Andrew: it started off bad but after I got home the husband and I experimented with foot fetish kinks and tried the Carolina Toe Pie.
Frank: hmm, sounds weird
Andrew: Yep, pretty much a weird start to our bedroom shenanigans.

by anonymous February 13, 2021

touching toes

when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts

did you touch toes last night?
yeah i enjoyed touching toes

by kyffdog May 20, 2018

suck ma toe

just an insult to someone off the top of ur head. meanin and abbreiveation of suck ma knob or suck it!

"oi you dobber, suck ma toe!!"

by K&S May 2, 2006

Persian under toe

The act of putting your toes in a girls vagina while at the dinner table. It is not a true Persian under toe unless the girl is wearing a skirt with panties pulled to the side.

I was at Thanksgiving with my girlfriend's parents and I totally gave her a Persian under toe.

by Pooyow118 May 5, 2011

camel toe kahn

israelite who needs to stop buying tight clothes

Amanda: Did you see what camel toe kahn was wearing today?
Justin Sponholz: Yes i did, and it turned me on

by Captain Sex April 25, 2005

tic-tac-toe

a way to tell someone to stop playing around and to stop lieing or stop being retarded

dude stop playin tic-tac-toe

by shane tomlinson May 10, 2004