Malemel Toe

When wearing tight pants the dick and balls are smooshed together to form the appearance of a camel toe.

Sure, Anthony's butt looks good in those pants, but everyone’s watching him because he's exhibiting major malemel toe.

by pongrizzle September 19, 2021

toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event

“I can’t go, I have a toe contusion

by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021

Kamikaze toe bomb

When a man or woman, usually of Asian decent dips their toes in hot candle wax and then forcefully insets Thor foot into the rectum of a i suspecting guest while they milk a lama.

I was at the farm last night and and out of no where I got a kamikaze toe bomb

by Dirtydeeds69.5 October 7, 2021

Toe Spreader

When a guy has an orgasm so intense it makes him flare his toes wide.

Wow! that was best nut I've had in a long time. It was a real Toe Spreader! I was soaked.

by Man of 3 bushes October 17, 2021

toe

One of the best fucking bands in the world. The best math rock band ever and is a must listen in the subgenre.

Person 1: toe fucking sucks
Person 2: I'm sorry but can you kindly go f*** yourself

by Clap420 November 21, 2021

Toe hole

Its where you finger yourself/others but with your toe.

"Ohh my boyfriend gave me a Toe Hole last night. It felt soo good"

by DamienMG November 21, 2021

toe sex

where the male or female or non-binary fucks you in the ass or coochie with there big toe.

i want you to toe sex me.

by iwillneverbetaken November 24, 2021