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trench coat surprise

A female/male in a trench coat , but completely naked underneath!
Omg dude last night Jess gave me a trench coat surprise so freaking hot !!
by iamjesus November 23, 2017
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Surprise doggy choc

When your fucking her doggy style, stick your thumb up her ass pull it out and shove it in her mouth.
I gave her a surprise doggy choc.
by Crazy78 May 24, 2019
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Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it
Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture
by elliethelegend April 23, 2020
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Organic Surprise

Any variation of shit that has been abandoned in someone elses loo
"My sister left an organic surprise in my toilet"
by Organic Surprise October 5, 2025
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Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.
"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."
by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014
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The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.
"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."
by Veliana November 22, 2017
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