Inside-the-park home run

Doing a #2 in a public urinal.

From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."

by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017

Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 12, 2017

i'll be home for quismois

A mispronunciation of Camila Cabello when she was singing the song "I'll Be Home For Christmas."

Instruments... Camila: I'll be home for quismois.

by Zon’t Zo It December 26, 2022

Home-Cuming

The day in which you may celebrate nutting once again until next years November hits.

Jerry: May you cum to home-cuming with me
Charles: Sure

by nut_charles_balmer November 01, 2019

national stay at home day

June 4th
Today is National Stay at Home Day! This means you do not have to go to work, school, or even leave the house.

"Ay yo, today is National Stay at Home Day, where are you going?"

"Well I was gonna go to work but not anymore!"

by handle_old June 04, 2022

Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

by Mr Fury March 21, 2024