Priest hands

When someone has priest hands they have experienced little to no manual labor in their life

Wow he has some really flimsy priest hands I bet he hasn’t worked a day in his life

by Nerdgirl3000 February 17, 2018

camera hand

A technique, that involves extending your right or left hand in front of you at an angle, camera facing you, to take a picture of yourself or with friends. If you have a great camera hand you always snap a perfect picture of yourself, and not some random object, in about 0.005 seconds without thinking about it. Seen frequently in many teenage girls today.

She takes way too many pictures, so she probably has an excellent camera hand by now.

by AMTC November 19, 2007

Hand Jig

Jerking off while singing show tunes.

Jerking another man off while singing show tunes .

" Dude I just gave myself the best Hand Jig ever watching Grease".

" So I walked into the mens restroom at Barnes and Knoble and saw an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig. He was singing Jailhouse Rock".

by Badilla July 3, 2019

All-Hands

The worst type of Blowjob out there. Typically given by frigid girls that are grossed out by dick, i.e. closet lesbians"

"Eugene, how was that blowjob from Karen?"
"Shit mate, it was All-Hands"

by DaddyThor May 21, 2020

hand-wrist

a physical deformity in which the size of the wrist and the size of the hand have little or no differance, making it seem as if fingers sprouted directly out of one's wrist. this condition is believed to be a result of chronic masturbation. (or just being fat)

Jim Ellis has the worst hand-wrists ever.

by Ümbra May 26, 2004

arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

by gazman123 December 7, 2013

Ring hand

When a female gets engaged, while wearing the new engagement ring suddenly picks up an annoying habit of obvious hand gesturing or photo posing, to flash the ring, often referred to as "a case of ring hand"

Undercover thots getting wife, next thing you know they all over insagram with ring hand, Smh.

by Smjpl April 4, 2016