by 0hcard October 1, 2022
Get the Cold handsmug. When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.
by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018
Get the cold creammug. Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 4, 2022
Get the moist back door cold frontmug. by salogarten June 7, 2024
Get the Cold Visionsmug. Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016
Get the Cold Crankmug. A man or woman who is obsessed with the perfect face, and will dig up freshly dead bodies to look at their faces and see if they have a perfect feature (Ex. Perfect Lips, Perfect eyelashes) If they do find someone with the perfect feature, they will cut it off and save it to be transplanted onto themselves later.
by Zenguin June 25, 2016
Get the Cold Face Stealermug. Our dude is out and we hella need some dope. I heard the pier is the best place to cold score and not get ripped off.
by Bupernorphine December 26, 2020
Get the Cold Scoremug.