Water Trick

After dropping some kids off at the pool, you try to use the least amount of toilet paper so you don't clog the toilet. First, you take your toilet paper, bend over to the sink while still ass down on the toilet, add water, then wipe. Wiping your ass becomes 78% more efficient, reducing both time and the amount of paper. It is both economical and fun!

Ed: Dude, I had diarrhea from eating 13 snack packs...
Jason: Damn, did you clog the toilet?
Ed: Nah.. I used the water trick!
Jason: Wurd.

by somefilipinokid August 17, 2006

push water

water that is not significantly but slightly stronger than tap water.

person 2: what's push water?
person 1: it's like somewhat stronger than tap water.

by prihkyutegrl January 9, 2011

water dog

also, water puppy.

A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.

sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.

Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004

water garden

1:- a womans Vaginal area

"i have a few bugs in my water garden"

by iain 1986 April 10, 2007

water sac

A patheticly stupid individual who often will either say or do something incredibly stupid for no real reason. These things should be avoided at all costs but becuase there are more water sacs than intelligent people.
Derived from the fact that humans are 75% water and because a water sac has no brain; it is primarily water.

You are a pathetic water sac!

by patty_meat_pants_patty July 4, 2005

Water boarding

When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.

Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.

by Scotty Nice October 19, 2019

Water Baby

A child born by a violent water birth, Resulting in the baby shooting across the tub and hitting its head in the side causing it to become a little dumber.

I hope Timmy will pass fourth grade this year. He is a water Baby though.

by Beef1403 April 12, 2021