Fairy Text

When you sparkle something for being funny but dark and what you see on tiktok comments like 🙊✨Teheheh✨🙈 and is said in cursive

Person 1: *watches megan is missing tiktok*
Person 1: *goes to comments section*
Person 1: Comments, OMFG megan ✨let me join you✨
Person 2: Wtf did you just type

Person 1: Fairy Text...
Person 2: Fucking weirdo

by Never.mine December 8, 2020

Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.

Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂

by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017

text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation

It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.

by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025

Text Back

The act of texting someone back, nearly impossible to be done by a female.

I got a text back

by Kitolada May 31, 2021

text - used as a verb

To send an SMS message usually via a cellphone or other smart device such as a tablet or computer:
To text , texting, texted, will text.

text - used as a verb: It's time to text her now. I am texting her now. I texted her an hour ago. I will text her again, later.

by from another generation August 20, 2013

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Custard Texting

Texting while taking a shit.

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?

by Club Semilia September 23, 2019