texas fuck you

a bigger, faster, stronger version of 'fuck you'

girl: oh yeah, well i cheated on you!
guy: TEXAS FUCK YOU!

by Frattlesnake December 8, 2009

Texas Big Rig

When a girl is licking or sucking your balls or asshole from behind and pulls your cock straight down while making a horn noise like she is pulling a big rig (18-Wheeler) horn.

I just got done playing basketball and made Betty give me a Texas Big Rig

by Crazy Bill and Lenny of Dirt Bag Inc. January 1, 2009

Texas Tarter sauce

When a Man cums in a tarter sauce and the guy serves her chips with the sauce,

PJ L gave Sam B some texas tarter sauce when she was hungry

by kurtis tt February 23, 2007

Texas Road Plow

While a girl is passed out, you put shit on your dick and insert it into her vagina.

To get back at my ex, I gave her a Texas road plow while she was sleeping.

by MILF_Hunter122 July 3, 2016

Texas Tres Leches

The act of finishing inside all the orifice’s of a woman, respectfully with consent.

I’m about to give her a Texas tres leches.

by tequilamucho April 1, 2022

west texas drift

(noun) Weaving or wandering around the road, caused by road hypnosis from driving down many miles of empty and perfectly straight road that looks exactly like the last many miles you drove. Driving these roads on cruise control with your hands immobile on the steering wheel leads to inattention to driving, or to boredom strong enough that you're tempted to swerve off the road on purpose rather than by accident.

(verb) To unintentionally drive very very gradually off the road or into the opposing lane, because the road is so empty and boring that you aren't paying enough attention to notice.

I was reading a magazine while driving to El Paso, and the west texas drift took me halfway across a field before I even noticed.

The next town is in a straight line 269 miles away. When I finally get there, I'd better get a hotel room; all this west texas drifting is about to make me at one with the tumbleweeds.

by exstock April 8, 2009

Texas Pat on the Back

When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.

"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."

by Bikeramp March 3, 2019