Shanghai Surprise

A huge shit left somewhere unexpectedly.

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.

by Arcspork May 7, 2025

kinder surprise

an action performed in doggy where by the balls (kinder egg) hit against the vagina (the surprise)

omg he kinder surprised me last night, it felt so good

by rassclot May 13, 2025

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

Miller Chocolate Surprise

When You Try Anal And Your Dick Comes Out With Shit On It

We Tried Anal And She Gave Me A Miller Chocolate Surprise

by 18Panini May 30, 2025