Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

Social Model of Disability

The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.

Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

SOCIALLY AWKWARD GANG

Were you have a group of friends who are very socially awkward, and they never speak.

Someone who is very antisocial.

"Wow, she's so socially awkward, she should so be apart of the socially awkward gang!"

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by Backpack-Kid November 8, 2019

Social Media Millionaire

Someone who posts pictures of elaborate objects via social media to impress those that may view even though they may not actually own it.

Did you see that Lambo that Cecil posted? Does he actually own it or is he playing social media millionaire?

by Motosaki410 May 14, 2019

Social Justice Sleepwalker

An individual who believes themselves to be woke, however are oblivious to the fact that they are not conscious of their own inherent biases that are leading them.

John Smith thinks they are socially woke, but they appear to be a social justice sleepwalker.

by Puckhard.com October 5, 2019

Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

by bateworld March 14, 2020

social media bitch

A girl that’s too interested in getting likes and maintaining a personal image rather than focusing on a career and the more important things in life.

Jackie is such a social media bitch she rather post pictures of her in a bikini then her getting a check.

by CALIHUSTLER July 24, 2020