Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022

Nipple Salad

When you toss them titties like they salad.

Bro I got to nipple salad my girls boobies last night.

by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024

Project Salad

A project salad is a salad made by black people which consist of Ham,Bacon,Eggs,Chicken Necks, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Peppers, Pig ears, Ribs.

Look at Nicki Minaj eating a project salad it looks good asf.

by Ja<3 March 25, 2022

The Salad Gang

The salad gang is a group of streamers/influencers. In this group is Karl Jacobs, Tina kitten, Corpse husband, BrookeAB, Emma Langevin, 5up, and Sykunno.

I love The Salad Gang so much!

by QuacksLove January 26, 2022

Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.

"he is a croots salad"

by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022

Deviled egg salad

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021

Salad Boy

A homesexual vouyer and peeping tom. Is sometimes mistaken as a scot or vision of Lucifer disguised as Holstein milk cow. Can,be seen throwing gang signs around, a very short fat retarded boy named Damuelsaurus who isnt strictly a dick only gay boi like Salad Boy. They dont,do much in life until the stop ODing themselves by intravenous injection of pure black tar rooster jizz.

Hot woman:.. Look that guy has very small dirty penis..I bet hes a mudturtle.
Psycho Stalker: He'll naaaaa thats Salad Boy but he also,dresses up like a lizard and sucks penis.

by Sgt badmuthfer June 18, 2022