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69 Salad

Like regular 69 except you eat each other’s ass
when your downtown for dinner and your surprised with a serving of asshole that’s a 69 salad
by Towboat Bud March 9, 2020
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Salad

Is a person who is very good at hockey, and her nick name is salad but for selena gomez it is daddy salad
SALAD IS GOOD AT H0CKEY
by Bah_Bah_Sheep101 May 3, 2021
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Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
by volleymac December 9, 2008
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Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.
Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"
by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018
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leg salad

An event, typically between three or more patrons, where participants tangle their legs together while hanging out to show platonic affection. This often occurs while watching movies, playing Jackbox.tv games, during class breaks /recess and while sitting on floors (with or without mattresses.)

Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.
"Sorry we were late for class, we were tangled in a good leg salad and no one wanted to get up."

"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"
by voidkid August 1, 2017
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Salad

A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.
Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.
by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015
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Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.
Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.
by shittyinternet February 21, 2020
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