russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....

“omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”

by itztayler November 8, 2017

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russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

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The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain

Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga

by Sexual Alien May 9, 2018

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russians in my summer house

Menstruating.

Shut up bitch and give me chocolate, I got Russians in my summer house. I'm not yelling, you're yelling. Shit, everything sucks, I hate this!

by Opompous Opossum May 10, 2018

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russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

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