ROAD FLIRTS

The steady stream of chicks who eyefuck you from cars in oncoming traffic, often while sitting next to their unaware boyfriends, especially when you're on your Harley.

As the car she was in got nearer I could clearly see her cutesy comehither smile they all can do when they know they are out of range. Road flirts are one of the joys of riding.

by Road god August 15, 2011

Road Challah

A travel sized piece of challah (a braided bread eaten by Jews on the sabbath) that is grabbed in a rush out the door. Road Challahs may be enjoyed by all, even goyim.

Carrying a Road Challah is the sign of a real mensch, having a little nosh throughout the day is a mitzvah.

Quick, grab a road challah! We've got to be on time for yuntif with the whole mishpacha!

by Rabbi Babushkin November 13, 2011

road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Road Tug

Getting a H.J. while driving.

Guy 1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...

by Jeffhole October 1, 2011

Road Eggs

Beer to go

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!

by Kasee123 January 16, 2023

long roaded

Used as a noun, adjective and verb. The essence of the word comes from being on the road for an extended amount of time and blaming every good, bad and exciting thing on the epic journey.

Dude… the reason the RV doesn’t work is because you forgot to put on the gas cap. You long roaded us.

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by Shino0369 January 27, 2023