Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.

My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

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shut up ring

A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.

Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.

Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."

Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."

by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 4, 2023

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knows ring

Bitch who thinks she knows it all because of all the bugs she got gathering on her ma f* cking nose ring.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.

"Officer Trevor, we need your report on The Aboveground SlaveStay."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."

by NoSenseSickle 🥒is that pickle December 12, 2023

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five gold rings

a chrismass carol

five gold rings!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

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Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

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