Pee

Something I need to do desperately but I'm too entertained with urban dictionary bullshit

like really... I'm 2 seconds away from pissing myself. I should go or the pee is not going to make it to the toilet, it will be like 5th grade all over again when I pissed myself and some kid came out of nowhere and slipped on my pee. THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS THOUGH and in my defence that kid was a little bitch. okay why the fuck am I still typing??

by magical remote January 15, 2022

Pee-Aid

Making a girl cum when you have a Prince Albert piercing.

I had sex last night and andrew made me cum. He had PA piercing so I got Pee-Aid.

by NOS4A2 January 17, 2022

Pee witch(aka elly)

Pee witch (also known as Elly) has been reported of performing pee sorcery towards objects like mushrooms and apples.The Pee Witch's tribe leader is Eleanor McLaughlin.

Child:MOM HELP I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE PEE WITCH(aka Elly)
Mother: DON'T WORRY!USE YOUR JIAFEI PRODUCTS TO BREAK FREE

by HappyFannyFlap May 18, 2022

pee nose

a fucking god amongst the BMZ server

"pee nose is my dad"

"no, son, i was robbing a bank and found you eating the money"

by mrmrpizza May 29, 2022

Man Pee

A funny name for a man’s penis

He came out of the restroom & he had his man pee hanging out

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

poop-pee

This term is always mispronounced, and mis-spelled as "puppy."
But with a new baby dog in the house it is clear that the adorable very good boy is 100% poop and pee.

How many floor diapers, I mean puppy pads, I mean poop-pee pads did you go through yesterday?

What's the name of your super adorable poop-pee?

by NeologianPJG March 8, 2022

poop and pees

Used to describe the Indians who always play tennis at Britney Springs and honda. They come in waves and always take up all the court space especially after 5 o clock after their shifts at buckys nem. They have such great numbers all all reek of expired curry that the entire area smells like shit.

Heater nems: Yo dog, u tryna play some tennis at britney springs?

Higginson: Shit, its fucking 630pm. That place is probably swarming with poop and pees

Heater nems: Fuck!

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022