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floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
by artist6000 October 28, 2024
mugGet the floating island of garbagemug.

jr islanders

A shit but ok travel hockey team that is better than the Jr rangers
Kid: gonna try out for the Jr Islanders
Friend: oh have fun getting your ass kicked
by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021
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Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
mugGet the Long Islandmug.

Island Poké

A supposedly Hawaiian inspired grab and go that uses mostly Japanese ingredients and provides an overall dissapointing and low quality experience attributed to stingy profit grabbing and lack of competent management, specifically in the higher ranks.
Hey have you seen that new Island Poké olace on the highstreet? I might apply for a position there.

Seriously? Forget that place dude just work at Mcdonalds, youll be treated better lol
by Sublime Shitposting November 27, 2021
mugGet the Island Pokémug.

I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.
"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."
by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024
mugGet the I can't go to that island diseasemug.

Star island

i'm so star island
by nonicknameyet January 6, 2024
mugGet the Star islandmug.

longest island

when you combine all the leftover drinks at a bar into one big drink.
last night we went to bar and I did the legendary longest island.
by jalexcarter July 9, 2023
mugGet the longest islandmug.

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