Hit the whip and dash

To preform a whip and run away

Mate he just hit the whip and dashed, I hope he gets hit by a car

by We-nis May 3, 2019

michael phelps hit

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020

hit the skirt-skirt

The act of getting in a car and getting the fuck out if there.

We gotta hit the skirt-skirt.

by Dumbass.whales May 11, 2019

Shit hits the fan

when something is about to go terribly wrong. What all the people on "Doomsday Preppers" say.

I made myself a bunker and have lots of food and guns stored in there, because we all know when shit hits the fan people is gonna wish they was me!!

by lafunDUH November 23, 2014

Hit me with a lamp

When a woman wants a man to hit her in the face with his dick during sex

I want Shawn Mendes to hit me with a lamp

by UselessEyeLasers May 15, 2019

Hit The Fair One

Something You Say when you want To Fight Someone.

Bob : Let’s Hit The Fair One Since You keep Talking Shit!

by Picklecheese1 February 1, 2018

Hit them in the head

Police slag for calling in sick.
(Banging in, banging, banging out)

I want this weekend off but they won't approve my vacation time so I'm just gonna hit them in the head.

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 May 29, 2017