River North Landmine

When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.

I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.

by Peter Damn Smith December 1, 2021

North ridgeville schools

Home to the most homophobic and racist kids ever. If you go to school in north ridgeville your either a basic person that looks like everyone else, extremely lgbt* or ginger. If teachers can’t figure out what to name something they just put ranger in front of it. Watch out for food poisoning because the food they serve sucks.

Kid: I cant wait to attend north ridgeville schools, it’s gonna be great!
Burnt out, sleep deprived student who went through years of torment there: run away as far as your little little legs will take you and don’t look back.

by Asthmaurmom December 4, 2021

North American Sandwich

When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.

"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."

by kanyeadian February 27, 2024

North Lanarkshire

Reverse South Lanarkshire

They should rename North Lanarkshire to Lanarkshire 2.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Norm of the north

The movie you watch if you like watching lemmings piss into fish tanks

Friend 1: "Y'know what, I really love watching lemmings piss into fish tanks for unreasonable amounts of time!"
Friend 2: "You should watch Norm of the north!"

by demonic-ducks March 10, 2024

North Carolina Minivan

Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014

"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"

by rooster_69 March 12, 2024

North Queensland Cowboys

The best team in Queensland from the NRL competition. Also known as The Cows or Cowbies by the young folk. So good they made the Brisbane Broncos (The capital team) their little bitch in the 2015 grand final. They sport blokes comparable to muscle strewn ringers from the outback with a taste for every type of footy meat. Their cheerleaders are super hot too.

NRL Ring in: Who do you support in the NRL.
Cowboy Fan: The North Queensland Cowboys - only the best hey.
NRL Ring In: I support the Broncos
Cowboy Fan : Your a dickhead.

by Crankymouse March 17, 2024