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nut smell

clean your nuts they smell like piss
by kurt June 14, 2003
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sticky nuts

when yr nuts stick to yr legs
it's so humid i can't get rid of my sticky nuts
by Jay May 10, 2003
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Phantom Nut

1) False sensation of thinking you're gonna produce and show out but fail in the most crucial moments.

2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises
The Orlando Apparitions were merely a phantom nut against quality teams like Georgia Corn Critters.
by Ba1man3 March 14, 2020
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Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017
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NASA Nut

When you ejaculate into her mouth from over 3 ft away.
Man: I'm gonna cum. Back off!
Woman: That's the farthest NASA Nut I've ever seen!
by Mike Hawk n Ass April 25, 2016
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nut dandruff

When dried semen cakes up on your pubes
She told me she was innocent but the nut dandruff on her snatch proved otherwise.
by shutupshutupshutupshutup February 13, 2015
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sneak nut

When you sneak a nut out of your pants to surprise a friend!
Tom whips his left nut out and calls Billy's name! Tom: LOL SNEAK NUT
by SandyrunMiddleshit May 30, 2017
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