Hand Jig

Jerking off while singing show tunes.

Jerking another man off while singing show tunes .

" Dude I just gave myself the best Hand Jig ever watching Grease".

" So I walked into the mens restroom at Barnes and Knoble and saw an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig. He was singing Jailhouse Rock".

by Badilla July 3, 2019

arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

by gazman123 December 7, 2013

All-Hands

The worst type of Blowjob out there. Typically given by frigid girls that are grossed out by dick, i.e. closet lesbians"

"Eugene, how was that blowjob from Karen?"
"Shit mate, it was All-Hands"

by DaddyThor May 21, 2020

Random Hand

A Random Hand is a hand caught in a photo:

1. that doesn't appeared to be attached to an arm

2. that is doing something unspeakable

Joe "Dude, great party last night"

Liam "Yeah, did you see the random hand photo?"

Joe "Yep, she'll regret that later"

by GianniMarchisioUnoDueTre December 18, 2011

hand cheeks

two hands placed together in the position to make a hand fart, with the fleshy parts below the pinkies forming a nice, parted set of cheeks through which to squeeze artificial farts.

"Dude, what was that noise, did you just fart?" "No, man, that was my hand cheeks"

by Johnny Clemz December 9, 2008

hand-gate

Obscure basketball stat first mentioned in email to ESPN's Bill Simmons.

A hand-gate is earned when a player (while on the bench) over-dramatically shields his ecstatic teammates from spilling onto the court during a big moment in the game.

The all-time NCAA hand-gate leader is Cherokee Parks with 12.

by Wojo12 March 13, 2010

hairdryer hands

When hairdrying your hair, one hand (the hand you ruffle your hair with) gets warm due to the warmth of the air blowing out of the hairdryer, and one hand (the hand holding the hairdryer) is cold.

One of my hands is hot and one of my hands is cold!

I have hairdryer hands!

by MINDSEY February 24, 2010