Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.

I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.

by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024

Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)

Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.

by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022

moon wallhop

A kind of glitch in Roblox that's described as a player getting flung while doing a wallhop.

A typical moon wall hop only flings a player around 100-200 studs. Anything over 500 studs is exceptionally rare.

Moon wallhops have a 1 in 1 billion chance to happen without a TAS, 1 in 50 million with a TAS.

Yeah good luck doing one of these lol

"That dude did a 1 thousand stud moon wallhop, what a legend."

by [massive skill issue] Robo July 24, 2021

I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!

Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

crying to the moon

To swear and scream in vain, because nobody can hear you or nobody cares.

There's no chance to make him understand, I'm just crying to the moon.

by tripps42 March 11, 2018

Moon

A round, glowing ball made out of rock and other minerals, rotating around the earth and such. Can also be used as symbolism for certain things.

“I am Sailor Moon, and in the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!”
“Sailor moon, shut the fuck up and focus on the mission.”

by StrawberryShima July 27, 2023

moon cake

way of reffering to a vagina, when talking about performing cunnilingus

hey baby, lemme eat your moon cake tonight

by sexhaver015 January 10, 2021