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sequoyah middle school 

A middle school based in oklahoma where half of the kids are ALWAYS stoned. Everyone’s daddy buys them vapes. Every spoiled little white kid owns one and uses them in the boys bathroom. LULULEMON EVERYTHING. Sequoyah is a place where parents expect a good education and good manners when kids drink, vape, and smoke weed instead of doing homework.
your going to sequoyah middle school? I heard those kids are all douches.

Gates Middle School 

A sucky school for 6th 7th and 8th grade who’s students are all focused on wearing fake supreme and adidas clothing. The average person there probably has a D- to C- in every class. But all the girls just wear cloths that looks like there made for toddlers yet they try to look like they are the most popular people there and have more power than the principal.
Boy 1: “ Dude come look at my supreme shirt”

Boy 2: “That’s not real”

Boy 2: “ Ya everyone at gates middle school says so.
Gates Middle School by Gaifhdhshsh January 22, 2018

gowana middle school 

Gowana middle school is fucking awesome. It is filled with limited dosh bags and little to no sluts. Most people are popular, others are sweet and shy. That’s it.

Cashman middle school 

Cashman middle school is a fucking school full of fucktards who do drugs. if you go to cashman and claim that you dont do drugs, do you eat the food they give you? we’re a bunch of messy retards who don’t know how to clean up after ourselves but who gives a shit lmao.

the kids at cashman are either (1) depressed, (2) dumbasses, or (3) assholes. the kids who are depressed af are the ones who prolly got their hearts broken or sum shitt. the kids who are dumbasses do fuckin cocaine and/or meth or they just smoke weed 24/7. and the kids who are assholes are usually the girls, because honey, we dont give a single fuck ab you and whatever his face is.

the teacher’s may seem chill, but we all know they wanna fucking kill our dumbasses. we all know they poison the school lunch to slowly kill our dumbasses, that also leads to why we question on whether or not we do drugs. also, the school is so trash thats its usually called “Trashman”
Bro i swear to satan or sum shit, cashman middle school is a shit hole for autistic kids.
Cashman middle school by duoblos November 24, 2018

sparta middle school 

a school created by an angry old fart filled with entitled crybabies. everyone is xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, and judge you for being FUCKING human. the staff tend to ignore the children who are sufferring from mental illness, and praise the rich fuckgirls and fuckboys for being rich. because that’s how capitalism works i guess. the staff are those kind of people who put up “DARE TO BE DIFFERENT” signs but label you as mental the minute you tell them how you feel.
me: you go to sparta middle school?
dhdjdjfn: i fucking heard of it the people there are whiny rich kids
sparta middle school by yeehawslut February 7, 2019

versailles middle school

This school is known for dealing drugs mostly vapes with the occasional pot it is known for having only 20 chill kids and the rest are retarded
Did you hear about the versailles middle school they got busted for selling pot