magic bells

when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)

guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀

by skylikesguns February 20, 2024

Magic Ben

Doing the magic mike and then busting everywhere

I just watched a man hit the Magic Ben

by mcswide February 9, 2025

•Magical•

Magical Is the bestest-westest person ever!She is a great person and is very kind<3

I LOVE YOU •MAGICAL•!

by ^_S.I.U_^ March 15, 2022

Magic stick

A magic stick is a word normally used by females to explain how well a mans genitalia stimulated her labia minor last night. The dick was so good, it should be comparable to a magic wand.

Felicia: girl, joe has that damn magic stick in his pants. he performed for me last night.

Candy: better let me get a ticket to the show bitch!

by Bwise420 July 3, 2020

Magic Funhouse

A place where degeneracy is directed and awesomeness is produced.

The Magic Funhouse is a wonderful place.

by Boyo-frum-Downah May 29, 2022

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024