Luke

Absolute fucking cave man looks like a chameleon. He has no social skills and is closeted. He eats every meat like it’s his last.

Don’t eat like an animal you will end up like Luke johnstone.

by Cave man November 23, 2021

Luke

Name, noun or adjective

Luke is a person who is fucking clueless, doesn’t know what’s happening around him and is a pain in the ass. He simps for guys and dates girls who are like 12. In general great guy to be around but he’s proper fucked.

That guy is such a Luke. I.e he is clueless

by Anthony Stratford November 23, 2021

Luke

The Luke, the best, the shit, big daddy ect… The only one who runs shit.

James, you’re the Luke!

by Cap big D November 23, 2021

Luke

Luke, a top bloke. Everything is Too Easy for him.

“Too easy mate,” said Luke one day

by FizzyToucan November 23, 2021

Luke

Luke , Luke’s are the most interesting and wonderful people in the world. If you ever get hold of a Luke NEVER and i mean NEVER let him go, you’ll regret it for life.

person 1: whats ur name?
Luke: Luke, why?

person 1: OMG PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!

by cussysuxker November 23, 2021

Luke

You have a good soul, you have a good heart and being that's why you are worth it.

Always remember Luke that you are worth it.

by Prwtty November 24, 2021

Luke

A horrible person who is usually homophobic and hates all men that aren’t straight but doesn’t mind lesbians because they like women

“Get the fuck away from me you gay shit”

“Wow, such a Luke”

by LordBotanist November 24, 2021