corn muffin

Corn bread that is shaped like a muffin.
Yellow, smells weird and tastes kind of yummy.

Miss Kim is the best at cooking corn muffins!!

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

Dusty Muffin

The act in which one party ejaculates on the other, then runs to the bathroom, places baby powder in their butthole and proceeds to fart on the ejaculate that is on their partner.

“Dude my girlfriend let me give her a dusty muffin, it was only on her leg but next time it’ll be better!”

by Cinn volov June 18, 2022

Poppy Muffin

A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it

SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN

by D-Money April 9, 2003

butter my muffin

to cum on a girls ass

jude law can butter my muffin anyday!

by jmb jacquie May 30, 2008

butter her muffin

Butter her muffin:Have sex with her

From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.

Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!

by Gmonnaie September 30, 2008

stank muffin

a muffin thats really rank

you farted in that muffin, which made it into a stank muffin!

by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

Fluffing her muffin

1) Slang term for female masturbation
2) To finger a girl

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin

by ElliotM December 14, 2008