Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.

Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 23, 2019

Human

What you are. ._.

Human: Hey you are you a human like me?
No.

by ><(((._.) December 21, 2021

human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.

John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.

by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013

Human

They are weird aliens from planet 482221958

“Look over there it’s a human in its unatural plastic polluted habitat

by Davecookie March 2, 2021

Humaneous

Different type of group of persons usually humanoid bi-pods

Yeah mate there’s one thing chatting g about humanity what about the Humaneous sorts who are allowed to exist too

by Silky June 9, 2022

pro-human

Supporting the prosperity, growth and other parts of advancement of the Human race.

“You will have some people getting elected as pro-human, anti-globalist but they turn out to be globalist”- Alex Jones

by Maskrade March 27, 2023

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023