michael phelps hit

An extremely big bong rip.
So big that it could only be accomplished by someone with lungs as powerful as the Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps.

(1)Remember when Michael Phelps was hitting the bong at a party in South Carolina? That was the definition of a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

(2)Make that guy go last in the circle. You know he will take a ‘michael Phelps hit’.

by Santos L Harper October 23, 2020

hit me in the face

out of the blue

I like your hit me in the face humor.

by I'm bad with phrases July 10, 2019

hit the skirt-skirt

The act of getting in a car and getting the fuck out if there.

We gotta hit the skirt-skirt.

by Dumbass.whales May 11, 2019

Double Hit and Run

When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.

Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!

by Suboptimal_Crumb May 7, 2020

hitting the study wall

an invisible wall one hits when one has reached the point of study material saturation. All further attempts to study are futile and aimless browsing of the internet persists unabated.

After hitting the study wall, all I could do was look at rage comics on reddit until I woke up the next morning covered in piss.

by haimen32 June 9, 2011

Hit the back board

When a girl is so slight and of such small build that when having sex with a man, his penis if of decent size is likely to hit the back wall of her pelvis. Like with basketball, hitting the back board.

Shes a tiny little fitty, i bet i would hit the back board with that one…

by Mystikal 234 July 9, 2021

double half hit

when smoking a cigarette and you need to get a good buzz quick one will take one hit off the cigarette, blow out half of the smoke and proceed to take another puff while the rest of the smoke is still in the lungs. this is done commonly when somebody gives you shorts from their cigarette and there is not enough left to get a sufficient nicotine buzz.

guy 1: heyy, you want shorts on my cig?
guy 2: sure, how much is left?
guy 1: not much, sorry
guy 2: its cool, i will just take a double half hit.

by fish reefer March 12, 2011