Cut the bats hair

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

by Sheffield lad March 28, 2015

Hair Force One

The Bobby pins used to hold down the presidential candidates or president's hair/wig.

"If not for Hair Force One, the wind would have whipped that wig right off their head at the last campaign stop!"

by evablogger September 3, 2016

Slicks the Nut Hairs

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.

They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

PP BALL HAIR

PP BALL HAIR is not actually what u think it is not hair on the outside of Ur Wang but it is hair in the lungs of your penis

her pp ball hair was smelly

by chodeladon mcquanka January 7, 2017

Dying your hair

The thing you do when you are having a mental breakdown, most often happens after a breakup or when you are bored and stuck at home. Most people are responsible and go to a salon, this phenomenon happens when people have actually wanted to dye their hair for a while, and want it to look good. But if one is one of the following:
1. Broke
2. Depressed
3. Or doesn't have friends to convince them otherwise they will dye their hair at home.

Dying your hair: The act of coloring the hair

by noooooo real names April 24, 2020

Long Haired Grob

A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.

''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''

by DonkeyDick1 July 21, 2012

ingrown cunt hair

When someone is worse than a cunt or a mega cunt. They are like an ingrown hair, painful and annoying.

My boss is such an ingrown cunt hair.

by Fanny Pack 69 December 20, 2022