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Thirteen Ghosts

A horror film from 2001 that stars Monk and Shaggy from Scooby Doo '02 film.
There's this evil uncle who gets some people's spirits in glass box in a glass house so he can get his family into opening the machine/ house. The ghosts come out and the living people try to do the right thing, which makes the machine house blowing up and the uncle dying via the ghosts who put him in the house center, which has blades.
Ok here's the titular ghosts that people are interested in, the backstories don't appear in the film and are hardly mentioned in the movie, but are in some DVD-first born son: kid who got in accident. Torso: gambler who ran up with the mafia. Bound Woman: A jerk who was killed by an ex. Withered Lover: The wife of the Father (Monk) who is actually harmless and proactive. Torn Prince: teenager who got set up and died in a car crash. Angry Princess: suicidal chick. Pilgrimess: a woman who was falsely accused of being a witch and was victim to mass hysteria. Great Child and Dire Mother: A mentally handicapped circus freak who killed a lot of people since he was defending his midget mother whos a rape victim and helped raise him badly. Hammer: Good guy in life who avenged his family by killing the higher ups who were thugs, but was brutally killed by the town. Jackal: an mentally unwell guy who wanted help but went insane in a nuthouse. Juggernaut: the Jason Vorhees of the group, very strong and tall and was abused and neglected too much, making him go mad.
I saw Thirteen Ghosts, but don't take it seriously or it might mess up your walk with God, or because of boredom.
by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019
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ghost thread

internet forum term for an unaccessable or "locked" thread.
the best drama on the internet is in ghost threads.
by meaney December 6, 2006
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ghost breath

That fog that comes out when you open a bottle of beer or soda.
"what's this shitty fog on my soda?"
"oh, that's just ghost breath."
by MrMostlyMittens July 1, 2014
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Ghost Squad

A word that describes happiness within a group of people for a successful team effort.

often accompanied by a variant of a high five.
dude - i can't believe we got away with stealing apples from that angry old farmer dude!
dude 2 - ghost squad!
by atrace October 21, 2008
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ghost ride

the act of bundling someone while riding a bike or motorcyle, and allowing the bike to continue its forward progress with no rider. Also jumping off said bike and allowing it to go directly into a group of people.
Yo dude, lets make that sucka ghost ride
by Fitz April 9, 2003
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ghost penis

When one becomes very high they may suddenly feel the urge to put two random words together and act as if they make a thought.
Person 1: Dude I am so high!
Person 2: Oh really, good for you
Person 1: I know I love it...oh hey did you do that homework?
Person 2: Yeah, what homework do you need?
Person 1: GHOST PENIS!
by El Senor Cheeto October 25, 2004
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ghost shitting

When the descased deficate on a person(s) they hate.
When i pass away I'am going to be ghost shitting on you!
by Tiffani Lat October 10, 2007
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