Godzilla Dick

A penis so big it makes someone scream.

I showed her my Godzilla Dick and that bitch screamed.

by NastyNattiT2 June 18, 2010

Dick Lunch

Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.

A: Would you like half of this sandwich?

B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.

or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.

by gobroncos October 31, 2011

Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.

Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak

by ColdMike October 9, 2012

stick a dick in it

My favorite phrase meaning "Shut up"

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."

by Suzi January 7, 2004

Slinging dick

The act of being your own fucking self and not giving a shit about anyone else

Also doing your own thing and loving doing it

Cocksucker we slinging dick and Givin out fortune cookies

by Dugger nugger October 20, 2016

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.

Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

by Lockerguy178 May 8, 2009

gin dick

When, after drinking lots of gin, a man gets a rock-hard erection that won't go down no matter how much stimulation he gets; he can't finish the job.

After drinking that fifth of Seagram's, I had gin dick all night. Even Jane couldn't work that thing off!

by TeddyP December 3, 2007