Shit Eyes

The offensive (but accurate) way to refer to an unrepenting jackass who frequently makes life difficult for others by being mean-spirited and/or simply stupid.

Presumable derived from a culture that tended to hold down those who exhibited these traits and rub shit in their eyes.

Synonymous with Fucker.

Hey, Shit Eyes, that's my mug. Use your own.

Shit Eyes over there keeps using my mug.

I wish that Shit Eyed fucker would stop using my mug.

by Ship Cannon August 19, 2010

Whale Eye

The look one partner gives the other while performing fellatio or cunnilingus; looking out of the side or corner of wide eyes to assess the level of enjoyment.

Last time I hooked up with that chick I gave her a facial, this time she kept giving me the whale eye.

by El Dubio May 19, 2010

bugner's eye

Bugner's eye (n). Flapless female
genitalia, resembling Joe Bugner's
closed-up eye in any fight he's ever had.

That fanny I was with last night had a Bugner's eye

by C February 24, 2004

stevie eyes

When a object is within sight range but still can't see it

John: " have you seen my keys mate"
Fred: " there right in front of you mate. You still suffering from Stevie eyes"

by krazyboykronik92 December 16, 2016

Whitaker Eye

An involuntary facial expression of stress, anger, exhaustion or frustration that is being suppressed which causes one eyelid to spasm or blink. Reminiscent of actor Forest Whitaker.

When my boss gave me an added assignment on top of my exhausting workload and wound't take 'no' for an answer, it gave me Whitaker Eye.

by Flhu December 1, 2016

Saucy Eye

A term used to define the phenomena that occurs when your drunk (saucy, sauced) and your friends take pictures of you and one of your eyes won't open all the way. One half-open eye in a drunk photo-op!

Hahaha look at me in this picture, i've totally got the saucy eye!

by Lizle4Shizle February 23, 2009

Salty Eye

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008