Dump a lump

When you need to pass a stool, have a poo . Conceived by Eddie Kirwan
by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018
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Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 09, 2019
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Heated dump

When your taking a shit on the toilet with the heat on. Either using a hairdryer or a bathroom heater fan.
John took a heated dump every morning to clean himself out.
by JrDips December 26, 2023
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Fairy Dump

When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task
Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.
by Jagoffinpixburgh August 15, 2017
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dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.
Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
by HexMaster June 28, 2008
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static dump

It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!
by GardenGateKeeper January 06, 2016
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