Douche Baggins

1.Derrogatory term used to insult a Lord of The Rings fanatic.
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).

Tony: "Hey Joe, wanna camp out for the new Lord of the Rings movie and read the novel while we wait?"

Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."

by PK Snau October 16, 2005

Douche Beard

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.

Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it

by my_cack November 2, 2009

mountain douche

The act of pouring a whole 2 litter of mountain dew into the girls vagina.

I totally gave your mom a mountain douche last night.

by Mr. Dickass February 6, 2007

Zach Douch

Absolute legend that is pro at AFL, and is an awesome friend. Always there for you ;)

Matt: Zach Douch is an awesome friend
Jake: Zach is the best
David: Zach is a babe

by matt469 November 8, 2011

Douche vader

Coined to define Phelps, douche vader is a funny expression since it recalls Darth Vader.

Michael Phelps is such a douche vader that it's not funny.

by macondo October 13, 2008

douche it out

Wash it, usually with fresh water from the faucet.

If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.

by Craig Johnson January 27, 2004

douche mongrole

"douche mongrole"- is someone who eats out a fat ladies douche.

"Timmy, you are such a douche mongrole these days"!!!

by Jesse Whitney July 18, 2006