Douche Beard

A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.

Chris Daughtry often sports a douche beard

by Bigs73 June 27, 2014

Douche Beard

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.

Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it

by my_cack November 2, 2009

mountain douche

The act of pouring a whole 2 litter of mountain dew into the girls vagina.

I totally gave your mom a mountain douche last night.

by Mr. Dickass February 6, 2007

douche nukem

A person who wears white Oakley's and walks the Earth like his shit don't stink.

person a) "SGT Cinnabon thinks he's so tough."
person b) "Oh you mean that Douche Nukem over there?"
person a) "Yep, he's a tool."

by Juan Rambo May 9, 2016

douche bag

A person or group that personifies everything that is of epic faggotry.

Wow, look at that faggot ass Sig Ep with is collar popped. What a douche bag.

by Tux B December 21, 2008

douche mongrole

"douche mongrole"- is someone who eats out a fat ladies douche.

"Timmy, you are such a douche mongrole these days"!!!

by Jesse Whitney July 18, 2006

Douche vader

Coined to define Phelps, douche vader is a funny expression since it recalls Darth Vader.

Michael Phelps is such a douche vader that it's not funny.

by macondo October 13, 2008