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Mental Check

Checking up on your partner and there mental health.
Him: Hey Mental check? How you feeling mentally?

Her: I'm doing okay today...Just a little overwhelmed with some stuff.

Him: Talk to me let it out.

Her: Explains..

Him: Listens.
by DrayBaby January 29, 2023
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check

1. to put someone in their place
2. to realize your current position in any of many situations
3. a useless piece of paper that boomers use to buy their yarn
best check yo self, before you reck yourself
by A.M.S. 101 January 24, 2021
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CHECKING OUT

In the simplest terms....
SAYING GOODBYE IN LIFE
AKA - SUICIDE!!
by lesser of 2 eviles June 16, 2023
mugGet the CHECKING OUTmug.

system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
mugGet the system of checks and balancesmug.
What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
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Chester check

Slang for on-the-job when around a group of kids, scoping out any weirdos frequently and pedophile type looking people
Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check

lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!

Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.
by randomuser123 December 18, 2012
mugGet the Chester checkmug.

peepeepoopoo check

What is your favorite song?

My favorite song is peepeepoopoo check!
by ppballslover May 5, 2022
mugGet the peepeepoopoo checkmug.

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