beam it

To send alien signals to a close friend before time can catch up.

I just made this new song!, Beam it! Oh that's dope, I can feel the vibes before I even hear it!

by Mk12003d October 10, 2017

beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself

“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.

by Urban burble May 2, 2018

beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.

"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."

by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018

bead pigeon

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.

“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”

by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018

Beady

A handsome man that has a huge cock and is extremely funny and a great friend. Can also be your greatest enemy as well.

Person 1: HOLY FUCK ITS A BEADY!!!
Person 2: HOLY SHIT WHERE!?

by GURPLGLUP February 17, 2018

Beamertwat

A person who drives a BMW poorly.

That Beamertwat drives like a cunt.

by Gary Hess June 1, 2018

beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.

Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”

by Mericaman June 6, 2018