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banana blower

When someone pretty much rapes a banana.
Pretending that the banana is a dick
and deep throating it.
whether to show off to friends, or enhance blow job skills.
either way, be cautious, you can choke..
or stab your throat.
"I bet i can blow that banana better than you jessi."

whatever.. go

*gags*


"beat that"


*...omg*


youre a good banana blower
by pseudonymmmmmMH!GV!HJB!HGJHfds February 17, 2009
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jana banana

A nickname for those who are odd, opinionated, and inevitably, yet tolerably, awkward members of social circles that straddle the line between love and hate more than about any other stereotype. Usually never outspoken on anything. Very intelligent. Definitely knows how to have fun.
Banana rhymes with Jana, which makes Jana Banana a perfect nickname.
by mark8675309 May 20, 2008
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Banana Republican

A gay Republican, possibly closeted. Ironic in two senses: it's the name of a fashion company and banana is a term, albeit an immature one, for a penis.
Oh my god, Beverly Leslie on Will & Grace is SUCH a Banana Republican.
by dreamer1991 May 23, 2010
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Banana Dictator

Banana Dictator, also known as Jesus, Limecat, and God, is the leader of the Bananatarian Empire, a rogue group dedicated to bringing down CNET and eventually dominating the known universe.
DictatorSupa628: Banana, I'm gay.
DictatorSupa628: <_<
DictatorSupa628: GAY FOR YOU!
by Limecat February 16, 2005
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hot banana

by ncbornokgrown August 7, 2014
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banana molestation

a sexual manuever most commonly known for both partners being covered in either maple or chocolate syrup. once the two are completely covered. insert a banana(peeled or unpeeled) into the anus of your partner. this part isnt entirely meant to increase pleasure, but feel free to take your time on this. once both bananas are in place. go ahead with your normal sexual activities.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.
dude, know what tastes absolutely amazing? banana molestation!
by Jazlo January 23, 2009
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banana straightener

straightens bananas straight
how in the hortense do i straiten my bananas without a banana straitener.
by fabrizio May 13, 2005
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