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jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a very unbecoming and less than savory way and without any concern for those around them.
Did you see that guy? That is a total jack-twat!!
by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020
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Twat

"did u see that twat Jessie walking down the street whoring her body for men"
she need to get a job instead of sitting around on her twat ass.
by newunit300 January 22, 2018
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ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.
Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*
by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018
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Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.
"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."
by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017
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slap twat

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"
Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"
by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 27, 2011
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Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.
Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.
by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011
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Twat

The past tense of 'tweet'.

The third-person singular simple present indicative form of tweet is 'twats'.

The present participle of tweet is 'twating'.

The past participle of tweet is 'twated'.
"I felt presidential when I twat at 3am".
by ClickyKnees February 22, 2019
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